porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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