Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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