You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You coming home soon, man?
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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