He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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