im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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