feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
