Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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