Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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