kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
a search helicopter?!
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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