It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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