I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
this will be a night to untag.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Panties = found
Randomize
