fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I enjoy the company of your penis
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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