He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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