No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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