I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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