tell your sister to shave her snatch
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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