Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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