what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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