What did we do last night that was yellow?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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