its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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