I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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