I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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