the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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