i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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