Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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