its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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