It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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