White coat. Heels.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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