so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
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