Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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