There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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