You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Fuck appropriateness.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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