You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Welp...herpes.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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