love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
smell my finger.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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