Someone shit on the floor
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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