I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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