I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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