He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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