just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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