Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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