dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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