i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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