Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
