I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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