Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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