you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
