Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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