you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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