There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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