You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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