My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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