Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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