all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Buhtt sex?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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