yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You are a genius and a whore.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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