I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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