I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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