Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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