That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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